evanna11:

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koleekola:

thatsnightlockdumbshit:

The Hunger Games mash!

District 7, I wrestle a girl for a weapon and succeed, my weapon is knives, I team with Rue, I’m killed by mutts, and I rank in 2nd. GOD DAMNIT

District 3, I tried to catch a weapon but was stabbed in the back, my weapon is a bow, teamed up with Peeta Mellark, killed by Mutts, AND I CAME IN 1st AW YEAH BITCHES..

Distict 7 and I grabbed a bag and head for the woods. My weapon is a sword, teamed up with Clove and I’m killed by dehydration/starvation. I came in 18th.

district 5, i wrestle a girl for a weapon and succeed, my weapon is knives, i team with marvel, i’m killed by a wound from the cornucopia, i rank in 1st.

I’m from district 7,grab a bag and head for the woods, my weapon is a sword, I team up with peeta, get killed by mutts, and end up being 2nd. (good for you, you outlived me.. you can thank the mutts :P)

i forgot i made this some time ago it got @TobyTurner &@LukeConard &@hankgreen i think you know the other guys in it:

Posted on February 22, 2012

collegehumor:

Anti-Masturbatory Gum

In order for it to work, you need to chew on it, spit it out, and stick it in your computer’s motherboard.

Posted on February 16, 2012 via CollegeHumor Staff Blog with 498 notes

Source:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

(via liamdryden)

Posted on February 16, 2012 via don't run with the scissors! with 65,796 notes

Source: cl0udchaser

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